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All roads lead to Rome
But almost all roads have names and often end after a few meters due to other and roads, which in turn have different names. Thus, never led the first way to Rome.
All good things come in threes
This suggests that there are in the world any more than a total of three good things. Our experience shows, however, is the contrary. I go for example in a cafe, which is cozy, good coffee consumption on, served a very tasty piece of cake, offers a very friendly staff, even when bladder pressure score well cleaned toilets available Swimming is, and perhaps finally to pay for consumption unnecessary, since I was a guest of the house, this alone were a total of six good things you have to register individually. So what should occur.
All good things come from above
There are people who think that came from above, lightning is not necessarily a good thing while but from the earth growing, colorful and fragrant plants that are, after all, from bottom, for thoroughly enjoyable feel.
Everything has an end, only the sausage has two
First, not everything has an end, if you look at one end than the beginning. Second, there are things that do not have a beginning nor an end to such a planet that is solely about. Furthermore, there are things out of the sausage, which also have two ends, for Example of the earthworm, the other hand, we could also concede, however, a beginning and an end, respectively, have two beginnings. This explanation could also already be the beginning of the end. could not
Old love never dies
Neither young nor old love you ever seen rust. Now it is certainly difficult to oxidize can a mere sensation such as "love" with the help of oxygen and hydrogen, which, according to this proverb apparently supposed to be possible with young love. Can it be that you put on young love, the much more frequent exchange of body fluids is based, which are then combined with oxygen, the danger of a continuous Decomposition of existing recognized love?
work is half the battle
The day has 24 hours. In general, the full-time employees working for about eight hours. Accordingly, work would be only a third of life. The part-time workers does not fill out this one-third of the unemployed on the other hand, however, is probably largely blank. We define job but as a pure activity, life would often two-thirds work because you've been involved for at least 16 hours per day with some things, and only about eight hours of sleep and the sleep stages can benefit. The impression that prostitutes were mainly of rest, because they have a Spend most of their time in bed would then contradict it as well.
from children to people
What the children were before? Why they should be to people if they belonged from the beginning to the people? Logically, one could argue that children become adults. This saying is about as much meaning as the phrase marriage of a priest, which the couple wishing to marry, said before his altar just "husband and wife," although they are also not previously been hand brush and shovel.
exceptions prove the rule
A rule is a voluntary or mandatory standard, guideline or regulation. So is there exceptions, these exceptions are not regularly to confirm in a position to this rule because it would be a confirmation therefore also applied to her assistance in this way result. The rule could thus be confirmed only through acceptance of what being female is aware of a lot longer because there is nothing to do about it. Tear
The Ass
You mean scatology that someone shows something very special and intensive use. But why is the one who should, "ass off"? He might have a bigger problem of employment, which through him, the additional, great tenderness of his actions with his actual project, for a certain thing very special effort, just might hold. Says, however, the instructor in the army recruits to his "I'll rip your ass," this must be seen as a threat of imminent physical injury or as a "coming out" of the homosexual tendencies of the instructor.
At night all cats are gray
We can with certainty assume that black, brown, mottled or white cat, of course, their innate coat color of the reserve at night, without a sudden turn gray. That Cats but may appear in the night as if they were gray also seems not quite right. Let us try to see in pitch-dark night, the fur of an animal. Best if it would succeed just to distinguish a white fur of another, when the full moon shines and reflects favorably of lying snow.
modesty is a virtue. But further you go without their
addition to the unpleasant fact that because of the rhyming effect also had to suffer the German orthography difficult (it = it), is modesty most certainly a virtue, which still seems to be socially arrive quite well. Priceless contemporaries, greedy Skinflints and border swank Veteran says to the contrary, they would need to distinguish themselves dieserart because they could not otherwise show much. If immodesty and mismanagement should not just run into a financial crisis, but most likely the loss of prestige of the immodest person.
Better the bird in the hand than the pigeon has to keep on top
Something small in the hand really makes sense only if it is not eventually fled again vanishes. But since have such a sparrow as well as dove wings, it would be both free, suddenly sitting in unreachable heights. I have neither the little is still looking at the larger bird guarantee a permanent residence, making it so I can actually not care what kind of poultry temporarily its nest in my hand. Maybe I would be much safer as a cuckoo's egg.
beer to wine, let it be '. Wine to beer, which I advise you
order in which we consume various alcoholic beverages is simply identical. It all depends on the amount of our alcohol consumption, which will bring us according to habit a few stars more or less, but still indicative of a metered quantity of alcohol levels. Now you only tell you one time especially in traffic policemen checked that you had been drinking in the correct order. If in doubt, he would send the "Medical and psychological examination", or "idiot test", followed by alcohol training, if you have an interest in the restoration of your driving license. This proverbial advice seems most likely producing the alcoholic beverage companies to come, which will in turn, have even been offered as sponsors for the economic collapse in the auto industry. According to the motto "more total damage caused by alcohol bring more revenue in the vehicle market." Well then: Cheers! not
Barking dogs bite
could also mean: "Talking people do not eat." While Fido barks , he will naturally not bite, since he is busy with his barking. bark Listen to our esteemed office to Porsches but at any time could also be disinterested journalistic barker unpleasant terrier, because if they wanted. Figuratively fall brawling, screaming and threatening people of our everyday environment on account of lost inhibitions usually like her sometimes sharp on their victims, without previously bare their teeth warning. This is a recent phenomenon that has not necessarily to do with a human sense of shame because of dental-serviced ridges,.
How fit his fist in the eye
If something "fits perfectly as the" it's really quite inappropriate. To tax the thumb really fit on the eye, then there would be no blood-shot eyeball-frames, which we know so lovingly refer to as "Violet". They also make it far to big differences in a professional eye shadow, opened by special makeup dar. Still's speaks the vernacular, this thinks that something fits in perfectly, and he missed the real meaning unfortunately. cough
The fleas
hear Enviable hear people are having such a sensitive hearing and cough the fleas of their pet. Embarrassing as it is only when these people do not have pets, and the fleas still coughing loudly and clearly on. You should contact these people if possible, not just flea in his ear, as they could hear their environment to grow the grass.
Break a leg do
If there is someone who wants his neighbor "Break a leg" it may be, because of the adverse health reform only a surgeon, the next one should already be known as a private patient.
dance to serve two
Someone who dances to serve two, has appeared outside several acquaintances already made acquaintance with the cloning and can now demonstrate scientifically sound justifications for its existence as the twin girls.
the tray
submit as part of the cutlery still valuable heirlooms were always took the youngest member of the spoon of each deceased, that the spoon left involuntarily, but never gave in his lifetime. Sometimes it seems still good to have another spoon up his soup.
someone climb onto the roof
If I want to tell someone once belonging to the opinion, I must not perform acrobatics and climb before the summit house. In the absence of Chimney Sweeps African and mountaineering skills while I would possibly raise a few bone fractures, during which it would suggest I elect my whining in no case more than one side of my opinion.
the attic have
By the first of his own tiles, I could also have caused damage to a roof, if he did not exist before. Of these, however, is quite likely, because I would not even have climbed the roof without a prior roof damage.
cahoots
We stuck a spade into the ground, stake out targets, put things in their pockets, others are stuck with our virus and ourselves perhaps a cigarette. But what about everything in the world, we're in cahoots? And where?
Julien Germain
(Original publication: October 25, 2008)
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